Welcome to my little corner of microscopic shitstain on the pants of the internet.  The point of this site is simple, and that’s to offer my completely unfiltered and shameless opinions on everything from music, movies, books, and whateverthehell else I deem worthy of pubication. And because my opinions matter more than anyone else’s, I felt obligated to share them with the world. Because as you know, I’m a giver.

Here’s a brief list of things you won’t find on this site:

  • Bullshit – i.e.  overly serious and pompous reviews that read more like formal research papers (looking at you, Pitchfork)
  • Clean language – Holy fuck I can’t stress this enough. Expect at least 5-10 fucks (or some variation) per post, more if I’m in a good mood. Not one to discriminate, I’ll be employing a wide and tasty assortment of other filthy words as well. If you have a problem with that, get fucked.

If you are easily offended and can’t take a joke, take a hike.

That is all.


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