HOLLYWOOD DRINKING GAME #3: THE ‘BLACK SWAN’

  • Have a drink every time Natalie Portman pukes.
  • Stay awake.
  • Have a drink every time Natalie Portman bleeds.
  • Stay awake.
  • Realize this movie should’ve been called Natalie Portman Pukes and Bleeds for an Hour and 40 Minutes, and have a drink to that.
  • Stay awake.
  • Have a drink every time something unintentionally hilarious happens, like when she suddenly sprouts CG feathers and wings on stage.
  • Have a drink every time she hallucinates something ca-razy!
  • Stop drinking when you yourself begin to hallucinate that you’re watching a good movie.
  • …On second thought, keep drinking.
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5 Responses to “HOLLYWOOD DRINKING GAME #3: THE ‘BLACK SWAN’”

  1. You’re a pathetic excuse for a critic. And you’re not even witty or funny. Stop writing and spare the world your garbage you cynical hack.

    • Chris Says:

      My first hate comment; I’m so honored! Also, feel free to use this space to direct my readers and I to your blog so we can all see what witty and funny looks like.

  2. 3n3m48495 Says:

    chris sux!

  3. 3n3m48495 Says:

    love ya chris, just let my comments be accepted! thanks a lot
    your pal, 3n3m48495

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