• Pop in 2012.
  • Take a (small) sip of beer every time something completely implausible and/or ridiculously over-the-top happens. Have plenty of beers ready to go.
  • Wake up in a pool of your own vomit next to a half-eaten mac ‘n cheese dinner that you don’t remember making and/or a fat chick that you don’t remember banging, and realize that you blacked out somewhere around 30 minutes into the movie.
  • Realize that at at a whopping two-and-a-half hours, this movie drinking game can last for roughly four more times.

John Cusack looks for a plot.

John Cusack narrowly escapes the wreckage of his career.

John Cusack can't believe you watched this shit.


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