KATE GOSSELIN CONSIDERS MAKING A CHRISTMAS ALBUM; CHRISTIANS CONSIDER CONVERTING TO JUDAISM

Many have tried to ruin Christmas before, but this time it may actually happen. Indeed, Kate Gosselin is looking to succeed where Michael Bolton, Billy Idol and the Grinch have failed, by releasing her own album of Christmas songs, almost guaranteed to sink Christmas into the flaming pits of Hell.

But because she only has one shot at forever ruining the holiday (her 15 minutes of fame will likely be up before she can release a second album), there’s no room for error here. That’s why Kate plans on having her eight kids sing the songs with her. That’s a move likely to forever taint this wonderful holiday, and come December 25 they’ll be a lot more people going to the movies and grabbing some Chinese food.

Holy shit, she's even starting to look like the Grinch

So long, Christmas. You had a good run, but Hell hath no fury like a divorced octo-mom looking to cash in.

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One Response to “KATE GOSSELIN CONSIDERS MAKING A CHRISTMAS ALBUM; CHRISTIANS CONSIDER CONVERTING TO JUDAISM”

  1. […] …but instead of stealing Christmas, she’s just stealing married guys. Wanna see who else looks like the Grinch this year? […]

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