HOLLYWOOD DRINKING GAME #1: THE NICOLAS CAGE MIND MELTER

  • Pick your favorite sauce (hard stuff only; no beer, no wine)
  • Watch The Rock, Face/Off and Con Air back-to-back, all the while drinking like you’re Ben Sanderson from Leaving Las Vegas
  • If your nose begins to run, it’s probably brain matter. Grab a Kleenex and carry on.
  • Pass out in the fetal position after a job well done.
  • Bonus option: Watch The Wicker Man and/or City of Angels, and kill yourself.
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